Breathe
By Cristina Massa
If you are a man...
Do you cry for any reason other than your soccer team lost the final? How gay.
Don't you like sports? Don't you gamble? Don't you drink like a maniac? Unquestionably gay.
Are you afraid of any sport or recreational activity? You lack balls.
Do you enjoy the beauty of a sunset? Super gay.
Do you do housework? Apron.
Don't you want to beat yourself up because they offended your sister's virtue? Don't you defend yourself with blows against bullies? You faggot.
Didn't you lose your virginity in your early teens? Don't you want to taste the women who pass by? Don't you want to sleep with all of them? Are you a faggot, or what?
